We'd like to buy a picnic table.
Oh you really don't want it.
Yes, we do. How much is it?
It's too much.
Well how much is that?
And so my husband made one.
First he made it at our house. But the darn thing weighed about 250 pounds, so we disassembled it, put it in the truck and reassembled it when we got to The Farm.
Now I know what you are thinking, but yes, he remembered to number all of the pieces, so it went together really fast.